Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Escape Plan 2 Trailer

In 2013, Summit Entertainment released the film Escape Plan, the first film ever to have 80s action movie legends Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone as co-leads. The film starred Stallone as Ray Breslin, a structural engineer who is put in the world's most secure prison, and must enlist the aid of fellow inmate Emil Rottmeyer (Schwarzenegger) to...well, escape. The film didn't do very well in the American box office, but was quite popular in Asia and Europe. It also received mixed reviews from critics. I never saw it myself, so I can't give my own opinion on it. Although, honestly, I did want to buy it when it came to DVD.

The film is now getting a sequel: Escape Plan 2. Of course. No Electric Boogaloo? Ah, well. Here's the trailer.


Hey, Ray! Nice to see you're doing well after the last movie. I get the feeling you're going to ignore your own advice there.

Man, Dave Bautista is in everything these days. Does he have Multiple Man's power so he can do, like, ten movies at once?

BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! SHOOTY SHOOT!

So, one of Ray's men is missing. And he was taken by a gun-toting Skeletor, it looks like.

They're calling it Hades because Alcatraz is taken.

So, this prison has an octagon in it? Do the UFC hold events for the prisoners there?

So, it's like The Prisoner? They want information?

If the Scorpions song "The Zoo" is not on the soundtrack, I will be very disappointed. It's a great song that needs more exposure. And Scorpions are just great. Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden did an awesome cover, too.

That would be one scary dentist's chair.

Sly Stallone is 71 years old. The fact that he's still kicking butts in movies at that age is head-tilting yet awesome at the same time.

"It's bad to be back." Ahhhhhh, bad cheesy pun.

This movie seems like one of those movies that's hardly meant to be Oscar bait or something that comments on humanity in some deep meaningful way. It seems like one of those films that you can just turn off your brain and enjoy for a couple of hours. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'd give this a look. I'd better go track down the first one...

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