Thursday, February 4, 2021

Narita Boy Announcement Trailer, My Thoughts

Don't you just hate it when you get sucked into a computer and end up having to wield a technologically advanced sword the world contained within? Well, that's what happens to the titular protagonist of the upcoming game Narita Boy. Actually, I think that might be awesome. Let's look at the trailer!


So what is this, like The Wizard or something?

80s style title IN YOUR FACE!

(ooh, faced)

Oh, it's like Tron!

Kevin Flynn and the kids from the various Digimon series would laugh at that statement.

Ride that robot horse with the computer monitor head, Narita Boy! RIDE IT TO FREEDOM!

Hey, we got a lightsaber! 

Gotta pay our respects to the computer gods.

Hee hee, light sails. This is definitely homaging Tron.

"I have achieved oneness with the motherboard!"


(My god, it's full of stars)

That temple's door is Clappon-powered. Clap open, clap closed!

A...pregnant robot. Ah, we stumbled on the frickin' weird part of the Internet.

(Huh)

Techno Sword is an awesome name for a weapon. The only way it can be better is if it also can become a gun.

Well, this game sounds like a fun little hack-and-slash. I think I'll give it a try! Thanks for reading this blog entry! If you liked it, show it off! Take care of yourselves and each other! Stay safe, stay healthy, stay hoe, wash your hands often, and wear a mask! See you next time!


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