Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Justice League SDCC Trailer, My Thoughts

Thor: Ragnarok was not the only film whose trailer has gotten people talking. Marvel's Distinguished Competition had released another trailer for their upcoming superhero epic: Justice League. And here it is.



The trailer begins with a group of men walking into a building, and they have trouble on their minds. They're taking hostages, and Wonder Woman just busts right on in, and she's all like, "Yeah, this ain't cool. I'm gonna have to end this thing right here." And she proceeds to go Amazon Warrior on them...while indulging Snyder's massive thing for slow motion. Seriously, why does Snyder love slo-mo so much? Too much makes it lousy.

Heh heh, Wonder Woman has no plans for the weekend. She really plans to beat up some bad guys.

There's a radio broadcast saying the world is mourning Superman after his death. And they were saying that there was no hope without him...uh, wasn't everyone afraid of him? Didn't Batman want to kill him?

That bit where they called Superman a beacon of hope made me laugh. Keep in mind, the DCEU had been showing that everyone was AFRAID of Superman.

Diana says she never thought the age of heroes would never return. What is she talking about? As far as we know, there was her in WWI, and she stopped being Wonder Woman for some reason (I imagine WWII had something to do with it). As far as I know, the DCEU had no Justice Society, so...what age of heroes is she talking about?

It's kind of a shame the DCEU has no JSA. They could've been the forebearers of the modern superhero age, and it would not be hard to explain why they were no longer around...they got old. And you could draw from the comics and history by saying they were forced to retire in the 1950s by the HUAC. There.

The Amazons are gonna get jobbed, aren't they?

Hi, Arthur Curry! Enjoy your swim?

Hi, Cyborg! Why aren't you with the Titans again? Oh yeah, the DCEU probably has no Titans.

Wow. Steppenwolf really...wrecked that ground.

Exploding wind-up penguins? I wanna see that!

I'm honestly hoping Wonder Woman ends up leading this League. She's got more experience heroing than anyone else.

Lots of fighting, superpowers being used. Cyborg taking over the Batmobile...Batplane...Bat-Overcompensating vehicle was pretty funny.

"Superman was a beacon to the world." ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was expecting a laugh track. And that was coming from the man who tried to kill him because he was afraid of him.

Oh God, I hope the Amazons don't get jobbed.

I like Aquaman. Aquaman's fun.

Heh heh, poor Flash. Everyone left without him. And he got stuck with that rather...crazy suit. Seriously, the one on the TV show looks really good.

"He said you'd come. Let's hope you're not too late." ...Alfred's talking to Superman, isn't he?

Well, I have to say, this trailer was an enjoyable one to watch. I'm hoping this film is actually good. Wonder Woman was good, so I hope that streak continues. And I also kind of hope the Amazons don't get jobbed. The Amazons are cool, they don't deserve to be jobbed.

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