Text Play: Pokémon Xenoverse #18

Hello, and welcome back to the Eldiw region! This is entry number 18 in my Text Play of Pokémon Xenoverse!

Now, as tradition for Text Plays like these, I wish to warn you. I will be spoiling this game.

I highly recommend you play this game for yourself first before reading this Text Play. You can download the game here. And with that out of the way, let's do this!

This month, I hope to finally take on Queen Nuphar and get that fourth badge. Geez, I can't believe it's taking this long.

When we first enter the gym, there is a pot in the room. Check it out, as it contains a Hyper Potion.

If you see a free Hyper Potion, take it. You never know when you'll need one. One of the reasons that this gym has taken so long to get through is because of the puzzles. That's fine. I'm all up for shaking the Pokémon formula up a bit. Besides, puzzles are fun! I like puzzles!

Sadly, we don't really get puzzles. At least, in my opinion. We're going to have to walk on certain paths. Like I said last time, the gym has paths with tiles that have Pokémon drawn on them in the style of Egyptian hieroglyphs. They call it the "Game of Farfetch'd". I have no idea why.

So, we start on the first path of the game: The Grass Path.

Now, here's something that I have a bit of a problem with. The drawings are of Pokémon that I don't think you see in this game. At least, at this point. Also, the Grass-type Pokémon depicted on these tiles aren't exactly famous. I mean, I can understand having Bulbasaur on the tiles. Bulbasaur is a Grass-type (also Poison, but that's just being pedantic), and it's a pretty well-known Pokémon. 

You may be asking, "What happens when you walk on the wrong tile on this path?" Well, if you do, you fall down to a basement floor.

There's plenty to explore down here. The screenshot is where you end up if you goof up on the Grass path. There's also plenty of guards to battle if you want to get your Pokemon some last-minute XP. You may also be thinking "Oh God, we're trapped down here we're doomed were gonna die here-!"

Relax. Calm down. It's going to be okay. There is a way out. We just have to make our way to this room. 

Before we jump the ledge to it, we can battle the guard as seen on top of the screenshot above. the guard's name is Fida. Yeah, I have no idea. 

1st Pokemon: Gyarados (Lv. 32) - Defeated by Harrowk.

See that staircase in the screenshot there? Going up that will take you back up to the room that contains the entrance to the Grass Path. You may notice that there are lots of little pots like the three here in this screenshot. I suggest you check them. They may have handy items. For example, that little pot in the corner of the screenshot.

A nice fizzy Soda Pop. A cool drink that can help restore HP. The other two pots in this room are empty. Don't worry about them. Once that's done, go up the path, and get back on the Grass Path. The effigies of the Pokemon can be a bit hard to read, but I drew out a path for you to get through it yourself.

Hope that helps you out. Just follow the red line. it goes through the tiles depicting Pansage and Leafeon. Once we follow the path, we end up in this room.

Not much here. Just some columns, a couple pots, and another little statue with glowing lettering on it. First, I'll check the pots. See if there's any handy items in them. 

...and it turns out there are none. Awww, I wanted another Hyper Potion.

Aw, well. This room leads to another one of those paths we have to walk through. Luckily, the neary obelisk with the glowing lettering tells us how to master it. 

With this path, we have to walk on the tiles depicting Fire-type Pokémon. If you screw up, you end up back in that basement level. 

Well, we ended up near some pots. Let's check them! 

...and they're all empty. Anyway, we have to go upwards from here. It'll take us to a room with a ledge on the right side. Jump down it, go down from that room, and back up to the beginning. This is why you have to avoid stepping on the wrong tiles. So, how does the Fire Path go? Well, not to worry! I got you covered!

Yup! Just walk on the tiles that have Pansear and Volcarona on them. 

Walking the Fire Path will bring us here.

This room don't really look that different from the room the Grass Path ended at. They just replaced the columns with some plants. I like the plants. Gives this place some much needed color. I checked the pots again. Two were empty, but I lucked out in the left pot next to the statue with glowing lettering.

It's an Elixir! Also in the room is an advisor named Cheris. Yeah, advisor. He's not a guard. The guards are the guys in black. The ninja wannabes we saw all over the place when we first came to Ishtar. We have to battle him to continue on. Man's a bit of an odd duck. Rambling on about nothing happening when we're alone and an odd power emerging and intensifying when people are together. Yeah, I think he's been in this pyramid too long. Man needs some fresh air. Hopefully, this battle will bring him back to reality.

1st Pokemon: Starmie (Lv. 32) - Defeated by Phantump.

It seemed to work a bit. After the battle, Cheris explains to us that he was trying to impart a lesson onto us from the Unown. Yeah, the Pokemon that appear in the shapes of various letters. In fact, the signs that tell us how to walk the paths are done in Unown lettering. 

Well, now we have to continue on. The statue with the glowing lettering shows us the path to walk.

Huh. First a Grass path, then a Fire path, now a Water path. Well, considering that we learned from Abraham that the starter Pokemon of this game (well, at least those three particular species) were supposedly born from Luxflon, maybe this is the Ishtarians' way of honoring them. 

...wait, that makes no sense. The paths would likely have the starters on them if that was the case. You have to walk on the tiles with the Panpour and Kabutops on them. Like in the screenshot shown below. 

Once you make it over the Water Path, you end up in this hallway.

We check the pots here, and the third one contains a PP Max. The others are empty. we have to battle the advisor named Daarius at the end of the hall. he tells us he believes there is no such thing as luck. that there are only moments where preparation meets opportunity. Whatever, bud. 

1st Pokemon: Pyukumuku (Lv. 32) - Defeated by Phantump.

After beating him, he says that fortune will smile on one man or the other, but never both. I dunno, if one man won a Pokémon battle, and the loser bought a lottery ticket later that day and won big, sounds like fortune is smiling on them both to me, just in different ways. Anyway, we end up in this crossroad.

Do we go up, or do we go down? Well, maybe the statue with the glowing letters can tell us. After all, they've been helpful before.

...oh for Pete's sake.

Well, this doesn't help anything. Where do I go? Let's try going on the upwards path...

And that didn't work. Turns out if you step on any of the Unown tiles, you end up back in the basement.

Interesting thing is if we go upwards from this room we end up in, there's a chamber with a crack in the wall.

Hmmm...I honestly can't help but wonder if this was something we could open up if we had Shulong instead of Trishout. Ah, well. It's nothing we can do anything about now. We gotta get back up to the main floor. But first, check out this pot.

If you like using these, there you go. I don't really do myself, but...yeah. We can also battle the guard nearby.

1st Pokemon: Carvanha (Lv. 30) - Defeated by Phantump.
2nd pokemon: Birigiri (Lv. 30) - Defeated by Harrowk.

When we defeat the guard, he laments that he failed his Queen. To get back up from here, we have to go all the way to the left. We go up slightly, and we find ourselves in another chamber.

The chamber is actually pretty big, with four lines of columns. And see those pots in the bottom-right corner? What do we do? Check them, that's right. There is one thing in this chamber that amuses me. There's this one guard who races up and down like his bloodstream is pure undiluted Red Bull. Or those Kwik-E-Mart squishees in that one episode of the Simpsons. 

I would not be surprised if his heart explodes in a year.

You can battle him if you wish. He's all up for it, as he's been waiting for a trainer to come down to his neck of the woods.

1st Pokemon: Corphish (Lv. 29) - Defeated by Phantump.
2nd Pokemon: Gyarados (Lv. 31) - Defeated by Harrowk.

At the top of the chamber, there's a trio of pots and ledges. There's nothing in the pots. you leap down the ledges, go up, then right, then hop down another ledge, down, hop a ledge, and you're in the chamber that takes you back up to the entrance to the Grass path. It's annoying...but in this case, it's not so bad. I need to leave and get me some more healing items, anyway. When I got to the Pokémon Center, I talked to the dude in the Mimikyuu hat, and he gave me a free Super Potion.

How nice. You never know when a free potion will come in handy. While in the Center, I picked up some more supplies, and headed back into the gym. I made my way back to the fork path and decided to go downwards. It took a bit of trial and error, but I was able to make my way down the Luck Path. Thankfully, it's short. 

At the end of the path, there's a stairway. Nearby is a pot that contains Energy Powder. We go down the stairwell, and find ourselves in another chamber. 

Okay...this chamber is filled with pots. Lots of pots. So many pots. Pots on top of pots. Pots for days...

Right, right, right, my apologies. I couldn't resist. But it's not a complete loss. Some of these pots contain items: a Cosmic Ball (a special Pokeball that helps capture Pokemon that use a Moon Stone to evolve), a Revival Herb. 4 Nuggets, a Big Nugget, and a Revive. I think we accidentally ended up in the gym's treasure stash. Whoops. Ah, well! Ours now!

Going back up to the crossroads, it turns out we have to walk the Unown Path. Figuring out this path was a bit frustrating, I will admit. Luckily, everyone reading this blog post doesn't have to worry about it, because I got a map for you.

You're welcome. The path ends at a pair of gates. At the other side of the gates is a large set of steps. Go down those steps, and we find ourselves in this room...

...and we learn that was just the first challenge!

All that, just to find out we have another challenge. How frustrating. Anyway, this challenge is called "Unown Checkers". Thankfully, this one is simple...if you know your ABCs, that is. Just move on the squares that show Unown from A to Z. However, don't get complacent. there are plenty of pitfalls here. Also, some of the teleport tiles may try to mislead us, forcing us to retrace steps. We need brains and some luck. The white square in the screenshot is a teleport pad, and we're on the "A" Unown tile...

...and we're going to have to go into it next month. My apologies to everyone here. I hoped we could get to face Queen Nuphar, too. I'm playing this game blind, so I was just as surprised as you to see a second puzzle level. And sadly, I rean out of time to get through it, as I wanted to maintain my schedule of putting up these Text Plays on the final day of every month. So again, I am sorry. Hopefully, next month, we'll get through this.

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