It's that time again! It's time to join the Man of Steel in what appears to be his final adventures.
The story begins in Egypt. It's 7:02 AM. What's going on there? Well, if you were at the pyramids on this day, you may have seen a flying school bus.
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Nothing sinister going on, it's just Superman taking a bunch of ill children on a little field trip. They love his visits. Last time, he took them to see that Moonbase. Got to see some moon rocks. It was neat.
The time? 11:25 PM. Superman is hard at work composing something he thought he'd never have to do...at least, not at this point in his life: writing his last will and testament. And because he's Superman, he doesn't do it with a pen and paper. He has a laser write Kryptonese on a slab of metal, the laser attached to an apparatus that reads his thoughts. Because he's Superman. He recalls that the time-travelling adventurer known as Samson told him he'd complete Twelve Challenges before he died. So far, he has accomplished seven. Every one of these tasks has brought him closer to meeting the Grim Reaper himself. And he has no time to waste.
The time? 10:25 AM. Yeah, we're moving back and forth through one day. Leo Quintum has headed towards the Bottle City of Kandor. He's there because he believes he has found a solution to Kandor still well, being shrunk. He also heard that Kandor has some great restaurants. Mmmm, Kryptonian mac and cheese...
The time? 12:01 AM. Superman wanted to study what a world without him would be like. So, he made a universe.
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"Yeah, how did Bizarro DNA end up in it?"
The time? 4:35 PM. Superman is stopping a bullet train that ran amuck.
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Remember that man screaming on the phone there. This'll be important.
He's investigating a rampage, caused by someone looking for what appears to be a time capsule from the far future. Then he spots the cause of the whole mess.
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"The Power Rangers just had to be on vacation today..."
That is one angry giant robot. And even worse, it has Lois Lane in its grasp. This is a Tuesday for her. Superman smashes the robot's head, revealing it's actually a giant mech piloted by an old mad scientist named Mechano-Man with Alzheimer's. And he's after Luthor for some reason.
Superman is able to calm that situation down, and Lois reveals she got herself captured because she's been unable to get Superman's attention any other way, and she really wants to talk to him. She knows that he's dying from the events of issue #1. Leo Quintum accidentally slipped it out to her, but he also feels that he shouldn't burden this alone.
Lois begs Superman to find a way to save his own life. He has always found a way out of situations like this before. Superman points out to Lois that there is no way to stop this by telling her that they can't have children (Kryptonian and Human DNA being too incompatible). Again, she says there has to be a way. After all, that's what he himself says. Superman then hears the man from earlier screaming to a girl named Regan to not put the phone down and that he's on his way. He has to take care of something. On a building, a young woman gets ready to jump off it, but Superman arrives. He assures her that the doctor did get held up. She's a lot stronger than she thinks, and things are not as bad as she believes.
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This moment has become a rather iconic one from this miniseries. More on this later. The time? 11:00 AM. The Kandorian Council is debating Quintum's proposal. The Kandorian Emergency Corps have made up their minds after hearing Quintum's proposal. And they have a plan to save Superman's life.
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"And we're going to look real spiffy doing it, too!"
The time? 1:36 PM. Superman is repairing the world's bridges. Meanwhile, on the artificial Earth-Q, its version of Australian Aboriginals is making rock paintings of gods.
The time? 3:27 PM. Superman is reciting his genetic code. On Earth-Q's India, a man is carving a statue of one of the many gods of Hindu mythology. In particular, Krishna.
The time? 5:13 PM. Superman goes to visit Luthor, who has started reading up on making cocktails. Gotta find some way to pass the last weeks of your life, I guess.
Superman tells Luthor he has won. The world is his for the next three weeks before he is executed. As such, Superman gives him a challenge. Since Lex likes to say that his big brain could have saved the world if Superman would just stop getting in the way by existing, this is his chance to do so. Luthor responds by hocking a loogie at him. It's a nice subtle way of showing that Luthor's talk of how he could have made the world a better place is exactly that: All talk.
Meanwhile on Earth-Q, that Earth's undergoing its own Renaissance. Its version of scholar and philosopher Giovanni Pico della Mirandola is giving a public discourse that would be known as the Oration of the Dignity of Man. This oration would become known as the "Manifesto of the Renaissance". In real life, it was never delivered due to Pope Innocent VIII canceling it and having it investigated for heresy.
The time? 9:10 PM. Superman opens the "time capsule", revealing that it contains a message from the 24th century. The message is from a scientist known as Roo Mac2. Roo wants to warn Superman that "Solaris" is coming. He's forbidden from doing this, but he feels he has to as well, he owes his life to Superman. Why? Because if it weren't for the Man of Tomorrow, Roo wouldn't exist.
Remember that girl Superman managed to save earlier? Well, it turns out that she is an ancestor of Roo's. Yeah. One act of kindness, a life being saved has a very big impact.
The time? 11:20 PM. Superman is at work making a new supersuit. The 8th Challenge is coming.
The time? 4:30 PM. Superman and Leo Quintum are placing the Bottle City of Kandor on Mars. Superman has to go, as he's seeing Mechano-Man on a rampage. Before he leaves, he gives Quintum a couple of gifts: A book that records his entire genetic structure (Quintum has never been able to develop a successful clone of Superman without it becoming a Bizarro), as well as instructions on how to combine it with human DNA, basically allowing a hybrid to exist. A little something for Lois. 😉
Over on Earth-Q, Friedrich Nietzsche is developing his concept of the Ubermensch.
The time? 6:45 PM. The Kandorian Emergency Squad has some bad news. Despite their superhuman abilities, they can't stop the solar overdose from killing him. That's fine, though. They were able to buy some time, which is something Superman needed. And it's not like they can't still do some good. Remember those sick kids Superman took to Egypt? Well, Kandorian super-doctors may not have been able to cure Superman...but there isn't any Earth disease they can't tackle. So, yeah. Those kids are going to be a-okay. 👍
And on Earth-Q, in Cleveland, Ohio, a Canadian immigrant is sketching something. Something that'll become a big hit.
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The time? 11:49 PM. Lois Lane finds an article open on Clark's computer. It's another gift he gives to her: the Headline of the Century.
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"God, even in death, he beats me to the punch!"
Morrison has long stated that they see superheroes as modern mythology. It's not hard to see why they would come to that idea. I mean, think about it. Superhero stories often feature beings with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man, having grand adventures while interacting with mortals, and their stories have been told and retold in various forms over the decades. It's hardly an unreasonable conclusion to make. The point of Earth-Q is meant to show that even in a world without any of the fantastical elements we think of in a superhero universe, Superman can still come into existence in some form.
The main meat of the story is basically a day in the life of a Superman reaching the end of his life. We see him make plans for a future without him. The Kandorians have a new home and potential for a new golden age on Mars. Leo Quintum has a chance to make new protectors to take over for the Man of Steel. This amused me as this seems to imply that outside of Batman, there are no other superheroes running around...which makes no sense to me. We've seen Bizarro versions of Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern, which seems to imply that they exist as well. I get not having them appear (this is a Superman-focused story, after all), but