Thursday, January 9, 2020

January 9th Pokemon Direct, My Thoughts

The first Pokémon Direct of 2020 has arrived, promising some new information about Sword and Shield! I admit, I was pleasantly surprised by this. What would this Direct reveal? Well, let's take a look!



Huh. Looks like the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games are making a comeback. I never really was interested in those games.


But there is a demo, so I'll give it a try. Who knows? I might end up liking it.

Huh, expansions for Pokémon Sword and Shield, huh? I have to say, I like this idea. It's a great way to add new content to the games without buying a new game.

Wait...is that what a Galarian Slowpoke will look like? I'm thinking it will be Water/Ground.

Looks like we're going to get some new clothing and hair options. Which is nice.

Hey, Venusaur and Blastoise are getting Gigantamax forms, too! And they're pretty neat!

I like the name Isle of Armor. Fits the Sword/Shield theme. Knights wear armor.

And looks like we got a second location, too. Complete with ruins. And snow.

Hey, Garchomp! Those Pokémon are beasts!

Looks like the Legendary Birds might get new forms.

Big bear and...WHAT IS THAT?!


I imagine the Isle of Armor is essentially like a big ol' nature preserve mixed with the Safari Zone.

Ooh, a Pokémon Dojo!

Mustard. Our new master is named Mustard. That...that is just hilarious.

Mustard trained Leon, huh? I wonder he was the Champion Leon defeated to become champion.

Not surprising they'd continue the exclusive characters thing here. The new characters do look neat. I would not be surprised if Doctor Who was an inspiration for Avery's design. He does look like an incarnation of the Doctor.

Kubfu. Get it? Kung Fu? Heh heh.



Urshifu having different "styles" is a clever twist on the "Forme" thing some Pokémon have. Appropriate for a Fighting-type.

And the three starters' final evolutions have Gigantamax forms now! Awesome! I know there have been a lot of jokes about Inteleon's sniper nest form, but it makes sense. It was inspired by secret agents.

Crown Tundra has ruins to explore? Awesome!

...what is Calyrex supposed to be? Some kind of mutant deer?

...Oh. My. God. You can catch legendary Pokémon from the previous games! HOLY TOLEDO, THAT IS AWESOME!

I'm excited to get a Garchomp. Those things are beasts.

Well, that update thing is nice and convenient.

I'm guessing Galarian Slowpoke is partially Fire.

Well, this is a rather pleasant surprise. I love the idea of new locations to explore, and I'm sure some people would love to see more old Pokémon making their return. I am really curious about the Galarian Slowpoke. Also, it's great that Venusaur and Blastoise are getting Gigantamax formations. Charizard shouldn't get all the glory. And speaking of starter evolutions, I love Rillaboom, Cinderace, and Inteleon's Gigantamax forms, too. Rillaboom looks like he's ready to rock the Budokan! I do hope that we get to see more little expansions like this in the future.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

New Mutants Trailer #2, My Thoughts

All the way back in...October 2017 Good God ALMIGHTY this was a long time ago, I looked at the trailer for what was going to be the New Mutants' film debut. The film, directed by Josh Boone, was subjected to numerous delays, and then Disney acquired 20th Century Fox. They felt the original version of the film had "limited box office potential". They did further work on the film to make it closer to Boone's vision, which he was reportedly happy with. As a result, at least, among the nerds I associate with, the film became essentially vaporware. It was forgotten about, and it was believed that it would never be released after Disney bought Fox. After all, Dark Phoenix was a critical and box office failure, so maybe the Mouse felt that people would be all to happy to forget this existed.

I remembered not really caring a whole lot about this film, mainly due to my general apathy towards the Fox X-Men movies. But evidently, they released a new trailer for the movie, now due out on April 3, 2020...which is my birthday. Let's take a look!


"Is...is it snowing in here?! Aw man, they need to get that friggin' roof fixed!"

RUUUUUUN! UNCLEAR EXPLODING THING!

That is Alice Braga as Dr. Cecilia Reyes. In the comics, Reyes was a mutant herself, having the power to create a protective forcefield around herself. Thing is, Reyes has often been portrayed in the comics as Afro-Latina. Oops. Yeah, this film got some controversy for its casting. Another character that's been hit by this is Sunspot. You see, he's portrayed in the film by Henry Zaga. Zaga himself is Brazilian, like Roberto in the comics, but Roberto is Afro-Brazilian in the comics. Zaga is not. See the problem here?


Fox needed to work on the casting there.

Basically, we got some of the classic New Mutants here: Sunspot, Wolfsbane, Cannonball, Mirage, and Magik. But I have one question. Where's Karma? Karma was one of the original New Mutants in the comics. Also, she was one of the very first lesbian characters in a mainstream comic book. People have been wanting to see more diversity in superhero films.

I like the little hinting of Wolfsbane's mutant lycanthropy.

Huh, so Juliana ends up getting fried by Roberto instead of taking a bullet for him.

Yeah, people tend to not realize Illyana gets very violent when she's drunk. I kid.

I like the creepy rendition of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in The Wall".

Masked men. Hellfire Club mercenaries? They played a role in Cannonball and Sunspot's origins in the comics...

Dang it, Spider-Man! Stop pranking them!

Nightmare about the mines. In the comics, Cannonball came from a family of miners. His father died in the mines.

Wait, was that the Demon Bear?!

Yeah, Dani and Rahne were close in the comics. Their powers complimented each other. Considering how Claremont wrote them, I'm not surprised that many saw them as a couple.

And some shots of powers, which is nice to see after the last trailer.

I do think that this trailer is honestly better than the last one. The last one seemed to try and pretend that it was a standard horror film. This one is actually willing to show that we got some superpowered kids dealing with monsters (both figuratively in the doctors and literally in the Demon Bear). I really enjoyed this trailer. As for the film itself, I'll...see how it goes among my fellow nerds.

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Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Movie Review: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

The battle between the Resistance and the First Order reaches its climactic end in the third and final film of the Star Wars sequel trilogy: The Rise of Skywalker. So, was this a worthy end to the Skywalker Saga, or was it a podrace wreck? Find out in my review of The Rise of Skywalker!


With the Resistance on its last legs, former stormtrooper Finn, Resistance pilot Poe Dameron, and burgeoning Jedi Knight Rey must muster their forces for one final stand against the First Order. However, the problem is that an old evil has found a way to return from the grave, and our heroes may not be able to prevent darkness from covering the galaxy. I apologize if I come off a bit vague when talking about this movie, but I want to remain as spoiler-free as possible.


With J.J. Abrams back in the director's chair after The Force Awakens, it features the return of many cast members from the previous two Star Wars films. We also have Naomi Ackie and Domhnall Gleeeson joining the cast as respectively a new ally and a Resistance member. Ackie got a nice bit of screen time.

What I loved about the film was the big action set pieces. The final battle was astounding. It was one of the coolest final battles I had ever seen, right up there with Avengers: Endgame. It was a joy to watch. You have to see it in the theater. It's just...just beautiful.

There were appearances that surprised me, and some of the ending scenes, including the final scene. I watched this film with my dad, and he found it a bit confusing in places. I didn't quite share it, but I knew more about the Star Wars mythos than he did.

I have heard this film got some criticism for seemingly not following up on The Last Jedi, but I don't think it was completely warranted. I liked seeing Poe's fully becoming the leader of the Resistance, and Finn being a true Resister, which was started in the last movie. I did wish Kelly Marie Tran's Rose got more screen time, though.

I enjoyed The Rise of Skywalker, despite some headscratching moments. It's not a film you should overthink. There were some emotional moments, great battle scenes, and some nice surprises.

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Saturday, January 4, 2020

Amazing Spider-Man Annual #20 (1986)

Welcome to 2020, everyone! For fans of a certain Golden Avenger, this year is rather significant as it's connected to an...unusual incarnation of Iron Man. Other people have worn the powerful advanced electronic suit of armor in the past (most notably James Rhodes), but this incarnation is a unique one in his own right...as he's a relative of Tony Stark. In celebration of the new year, I want to introduce you all to Arno Stark...aka the Iron Man of 2020.

Unlike his more classical superheroic predecessor, Arno first appeared using the armor as a ruthless mercenary, in order to raise money to keep his company going. However, stories with him would show him evolving into a more heroic character.

Technically, this comic is not his first appearance. His actual first appearance was in Machine Man 2020 #2 (November 1984) by Tom DeFalco and Herb Trimpe. So, why don't I look at that comic? Well, I wanted to spotlight him in a story in which he appeared in the mainstream Marvel Universe, and the Machine Man miniseries is not part of the main Marvel canon. Yes, Marvel has a multiverse as well, and Arno (at least this version of him), is native to another timeline. Arno does have a counterpart in the main Marvel Universe, this version is Tony's brother instead of his first cousin once removed. So, with that out of the way, let's look at Amazing Spider-Man Annual #20!


The cover is pretty cool. It's a Bob Wiacek piece. You got Spider-Man swinging over the across the city, his Spider-Sense flaring up. Looming over him is Arno Stark, the Iron Man of 2020. The pose and design of the suit (especially the faceplate) gives the first impression that Arno is this evil Iron Man out to blast Spidey to pieces. It's not quite true, but it does grab attention.

"Man of the Year"
Writers: Fred Schiller and Ken McDonald
Penciler: Mark Beachum
Inker: Bob Wiacek
Colorist: Bob Sharen
Letterer: Jim Novak
Editor: James Owsley
Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter

The story begins in Stark Industries. The year is 2015. Yeah, I know. Remember, this is not his first appearance. His first appearance was set in the year 2020, hence why he's called Iron Man 2020. This comic is clearly set before then. Arno Stark in his own version of the Iron Man suit, performing a demonstration of the superhuman strength the armor provides. He is restrained by some powerful metal bonds.



Arno easily shatters those bonds designed to hold him, and poses for the cameras.

"Check out the metal muscles, boys!"
He explains how he became the Iron Man of this then-future timeline: He bought the company from the estate of the seemingly-deceased Tony Stark. He gets a call from his wife Cynthia and his young son. Evidently, Arno had promised that he would spend the upcoming weekend with them. Problem is, he got lots of things to do, and he keeps putting them ahead of his family.

He then gets another summons from a man named Hawk, who tells him that there's something he needs to see in Lab "B". Arno is really excited. Buying Stark Industries has made him feel like his life is worth something, and this invention he's working on will allow him to step into the spotlight, out of Tony's shadow. He arrives at the lab, where some military men have arrived to look over Stark's new invention.


Arno's built a new weapon for the military: A "planet-buster" bomb. A nice parallel to Tony there. During the meeting, it's learned that a terrorist is on the loose. Cynthia Stark tries to call him, but is rebuffed. That is it. She is fed up! If Arno won't come down to see her and their son, then they'll come up to see him! Later on, Stark and the military are testing their bomb.


The bomb's damage potential is incredible. Its radioactive payload wiped out quite a bit of life in the area. However, the military man wants it to be more lethal. After all, the general wants to make sure those Russians can't fight back at all after this is dropped...despite the fact this weapon is illegal. Arno just feels sick. He wonders how much of himself he's given up just for fame. Anyway, the general tells him "Make the bomb more lethal, and we'll fund your time machine." Arno, Emmett Brown built one out of a DeLorean without government funding! Meanwhile, back at Stark Industries, a man is at work.


His name is Robert Saunders. He's not an employee of Stark's. Instead, he's rather...self-employed. He's learned of the bomb that Stark was developing somehow. He pleaded for it to not be built, but they still built it. Now, he has no choice...but to act to stop the bomb. He briefly meets Arno Jr, Arno's son. It makes Saunders recall his own youth. He was an innocent child once...and it makes him more determined to do what he feels he has to do.

His presence is detected, and the red alert is sounded!


Hawk tries to contact Arno, but he only leaps into action when Hawk explains Saunders has his wife. Saunders doesn't have a lot of time. Once Stark Enterprises' security systems kick in, he's trapped inside. The cyborg terrorist tries to flee, having armed the "planet buster". Thing is, Sanders has no intention of actually detonating the bomb. He plans to cancel the detonation from his own safehouse far away at the last second. He wants Stark to panic, and hopefully, the near-disaster will convince him to give up making weapons. However, Arno may end up ruining that plan.


Stark tries to restrain him, but Saunders ends up crashing into the walls of Stark Enterprises' security dome, dying in a fireball. That's a problem. You see, Saunders has prevented any attempt to disarm the bomb. It will go off in 50 minutes...unless Saunders uses a retina scan. And he's basically fried. Arno's screwed...or maybe not.

You see, Saunders was the leader of a radical anti-war group. He was a recluse, living off the grid. However, there is a record of him...from 35 years earlier.


It can be assumed that this event led to Saunders becoming the man he is now. Arno's got a time machine, so the only hope is to go back to the past and get a scan of the young Saunders' eye. The scene then shifts to the year of 1986. There, we join our resident Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, as he takes care of some crooks.


At this point, Spidey was rocking the slick black threads he got during the Secret Wars. The goons are working for a man named Gregor Shapanka, aka the original Blizzard. Spidey is easily able to take care of the cold warrior (heh), and heads back to the Daily Bugle. He's hoping his editor, Kate Cushing, will take the photos of his battle with Blizzard and give him some money for them. Peter Parker then notices a boy imitating him.


Peter meets a young Bobby Saunders, who is the child of one of the Bugle's stockholders. He's also a fan of Peter's pictures, liking their inventive angles and the urgency they communicate. Unfortunately, Peter learns from Robbie Robertson that Kate is out at the dentist. You'd think she'd have someone in take car of her business for her while she's getting her teeth cleaned. However, things are looking up. J. Jonah Jameson needs Peter to cover some peace talk in Geneva for "NOW" magazine. The assignment is potentially dangerous, but it does pay well.

Needing the cash, Peter eagerly agrees, and swings home to tell the news to Mary Jane. On the way home, he dances with a homeless guy. It's pretty funny.


Heh heh, I love that for some reason. He swings home to Mary Jane. But there's another problem, thanks to that infamous Parker luck. You see, Peter has to leave tomorrow for that assignment in Geneva. And that's also Aunt May's birthday.


Yeah. Peter feels guilty about it, naturally. May did raise him like he was her own son. I think Peter's beating himself up about it. Just tell her that you have this important assignment, and you really need the money. I'm sure she'd understand. Heck, get her a cool souvenir from Geneva! She'd love that! It'd be a great conversation starter!

The next day, Peter prepares to leave for Europe when he notices Mrs. Muggins, his landlord, in the hall. He needs to avoid her until he can pay the rent. He changes into his Spider-Man togs and tries to leave via the roof, but there are sunbathers there. So, he comes up with a crazy plan. He just walks out the door as Spider-Man. He passes by Muggins, but runs into Bobby Saunders. Bobby was going to visit Peter, as he wants to learn photography.

Outside the Daily Bugle, a group of men are up to no good.


Yup, the Blizzard is back! And with a new suit! I liked his old suit better. He wants a bit of payback for Spider-Man busting him. The men note that Spidey seems to pass by the Daily Bugle often, and it's at that moment that he and Bobby arrive. Spidey drops the boy off at the Bugle, as he won't tell the Web-Swinger where he goes to school or even where he lives. Blizzard tries to snatch Bobby, but the kid's a fighter. And a biter, too. It's then that Arno Stark arrives.


Blizzard assumes Arno is Tony in a new suit. Makes sense, Iron Man's been known to upgrade his suits from time to time, so Iron Man getting a new look every now and then would not be seen as odd. Without saying a word, Arno grabs Bobby and flies off. Gregor Shapanka is furious. He's fought Iron Man many times, and the Armored Avenger just kicks his butt and flies off. Well, no more! No more! Blizzard has a more powerful suit, and he's ready to use it! He tries to engage the future Golden Avenger, but Arno has no time for him or his icy shenanigans.


So long, Gregor. We hardly knew ye. Arno pulls out a small retinal scanner. Spidey grabs it with his web. Like Gregor, he mistakes Arno for Tony, wondering what's going on. Arno just tells him he doesn't have time for this and blasts at the Web-Slinger. The attack creates some falling rubble. Spidey catches it with his webbing. In the process, he drops Arno's retinal scanner, and it ends up destroyed. Arno doesn't have time to jerry-rig another, as he only has twenty minutes left before the bomb explodes. He'll have to take Bobby with him to the future.

Spidey swings away with Bobby Saunders, utterly confused by the Shellhead seemingly going crazy. Arno considers just, well...doing the smart thing and actually explaining to Spider-Man what his deal is, but he fears that he has no time for it. You see, time is still going forward despite Arno using time-travel. Spidey is outclassed, and he knows it. Arno also has problems because none of his armor's equipment or weaponry is designed for anything complete destruction. Spidey is able to dodge an attack from the future Iron Man...at a price.


Spider-Man is furious. The Iron Man of 2020 just crossed a line, and the Webhead is going to peel him open like a tin can. People tend to underestimate Spidey because of his general quippy attitude and his reputation as a more "local" superhero. But the man is a lot more powerful than people realize, and Arno Stark learns it the hard way.


That's right. Spider-Man punches Iron Man 2020 so hard it damages his armor and sends him flying into a construction site. The Web-Slinger then wails on the future armor-user, causing more and more damage to the futuristic suit. Arno tries to get through to him, but Peter is in no mood to hear it. Arno's time runs out...and he vanishes back to 2015. Peter is left ultimately confused by the whole thing.

Several hours later, we check in on Bobby Saunders at the hospital. His father Richard comes to visit him, and Spider-Man also comes by to check on him. He'll end up with permanent facial scarring from the battle between Spidey and Arno. Richard thanks Spidey for saving his son's life. You see, Bobby was an adventurous boy, due to being left on his own all the time. Richard travels a lot for his work, and he realized that he needs to spend more time with Bobby. After all, that's the important thing in life.

He's really indebted to Spidey, so if there's anything he can do for the Wall-Crawler, he can help out. All Spidey wants is some money for a late flight to Geneva.

But what of Arno Stark? Well, he returned to 2015...


And returned to a crater. The bomb went off. His company, his wife Cynthia, his son Arno Junior...it was all lost in the explosion. Wherever he is now, Robert Saunders is laughing.

This was an awesome story. Yeah, it does employ one of the big clichés of time travel stories, but that doesn't matter if the story is good, in my opinion. Arno is portrayed as a bit of a tragic character here. He seemingly has everything. A booming business, and a wife and family...only to lose it due to a villain of his, thanks to time-travel, own creation.

I also liked that Arno paralleled Tony when it came to being a weapons designer. Arno is clearly shown to have something of a heart, as he does question during the story whether all the fame-seeking is worth it. It could be argued that this event helps explain his more ruthless personality in the Machine Man miniseries from a couple of years earlier. With his family and business gone, the grief and regret likely drove Arno to become a colder and harder person. He was shown in this story that he was willing to kill, but that was also because his armor's weaponry lacked a "stun" setting, in the metaphorical sense.

If you want to read this for yourself, I suggest tracking down the 2018 trade paperback Iron Man 2020. It collects this story, the 1984 Machine Man miniseries (which I'll have to look at some time this year considering it's set in 2020, and it's Arno's debut), and a couple more stories focusing on the armored mercenary.

The art is alright, but it does get a bit wonky in places. It's a 1986 comic, but there is some stuff that people do like to blast 90s comics' artwork for, like lots of hatching in places and some odd proportions. Despite that, it does do the job.

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Thursday, January 2, 2020

No Time to Die Trailer, My Thoughts

Even the best of globe-trotting secret agents encounter a day when they have to put down the tuxedo, the guns, and the gadgetry. James Bond had encountered such a day, and he decided "Eh, I'm going to retire to Jamaica. Just seems...appropriate." But as the old trope goes, there will be a crisis so big that the retired agent will have to put on the tuxedo, pick up the guns and gadgets, and save the world one more time. James Bond is having one of those moments, too. Let's take a look at the trailer for the upcoming 25th James Bond movie, and Daniel Craig's 5th outing as the legendary MI6 agent: No Time to Die!


He just wanted to buy some milk. He just wanted to go on a nice relaxing drive and buy some freakin' milk.

James Bond seems so tired of this, ha ha!

Her secret was she was the one who keeps eating the last cookie in MI6's cafeteria. Not much of a secret, but there you go.

Kaboom!


"I need your help, man!" Yup, it's the old trope. Retired superagent has to go back to action one more time. I imagine that club is a jazz club or something like that. I can't see Bond hanging around a rave.

Ooh, Lashana Lynch is awesome.

Q's like, "Oh God, this guy's going to get my inventions wrecked again", ha ha!

Ooh, Dr. Madeline Swann from Spectre. This is really cool. I love they're bringing back a character from a previous movie. Even Bond is gobsmacked they're doing it!

Hey, Christoph Waltz is back, too! Awesome!

The spotlight is on you, Mr. Bond! Enjoy it!

Hey, Ana de Armas! I saw her in Knives Out! I imagine she and Daniel Craig must have been surprised to work together again. I hope they get some interplay in this movie, as I enjoyed their team-up in Knives Out.

James has got a point there, man. Look what happened to Jim Jones.

Lots of action stuff, standard for a Bond movie.

Well, I'm pretty excited! I'm a big fan of the James Bond movies, so I'm always excited to see a new one! I can't wait! It's awesome to see some callbacks to previous Craig Bond movies, and considering that this is believed to be Daniel Craig's final turn as James Bond, I get the idea that this is going to be a celebration of his run as Bond, as well as a bit of a passing of the torch. Can't wait for the future of the franchise!

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Wednesday, January 1, 2020

NWA Powerrr Episode 10, My Thoughts

It's time again to feel the Powerrr, with another episode of NWA Powerrr! Their first PPV since the show has begun, Into the Fire, has come and gone. Now we're going to see the fallout of it! We're going to be spoiling the show, so I recommend you watch it first.


Huh. I have heard of Marty Scurll, but never saw him before.

Every title reigns at some point, Mr. Aldis. And the Villain is determined to be that man.

Stu Bennett is already better to listen to than Jim Cornette.

New National Champion Aron Stevens, and that belt is still ugly.

I doubt that Aron is the dangerous one. After all, The Question Mark will always be the master of Kaaa-ra-TAYYYYYY!

Ha ha, they like Question Mark more than you, Aron!


Ehhh, there's only one shooter, Aron.


I can say belts too, Aron. Belts belts belts belts.

I'm guessing that Colt Cabana wants the title back. Can we get it redesigned first?

Hi, Thunder Rosa! I like Thunder Rosa!

Melina's auditioning to be Santa's new Little Helper.

ASHLEY VOX OUTTA NOWHERE!

Ashley should've brought a lot of backup for this. Oh wait, she did!

Did he say "Punk my gas?" It sounds like Punk my Gas.

...Well, why didn't you make sure that Marti Belle was available, Melina?! This is a failure in leadership on your part! You suck, Melina!


They're brining back the NWA TV title? Why? They're not on TV!

So, every match in this title tournament will be 6 minutes, 5 seconds or less, huh? Is this how every TV Title defense will go? Will it be defended on every episode of Powerrr?

Match #1 - TV Title Tournament Match (Sal Rinauro vs. Zicky Dice vs. CW Anderson)

You may know CW Anderson from the old ECW days. I like Sal Rinauro's tights.

What kind of name is Zicky Dice? That sounds like a ring name you come up with on barbiturates.


Zicky Dice is disgusted with the showing of respect.

Anderson a bit slow to break it up.

Winner: Zicky Dice

Bit awkward, but good match.

The Dawsons disagree with your presence, sir.

"Where's our money, Wild Cards?!"

Marty Scurll doing the Eric Cartman thing.


"I can beat him! Put me in, Coach!"

I imagine they had to tell Eddie Kingston several times to not curse before putting on the headset.

If ANYONE on this show deserves theme music, it's the Rock 'n' Roll Express.

Match #2 - NWA Tag Team Champions Rock 'n' Roll Express vs. Zach Mosley/Sean Sims

Winner: Rock 'n' Roll Express

Well, that was quick.

"WILD CARDS, WHERE'S OUR MONEY?!"
- The Dawsons

Match #3 - The Wild Cards vs. The Dawsons

Winners: The Wild Cards

Fun tag brawl, nice touch with the Cards attacking Dawson's hand.

Wait, Jocephus?! We haven't seen him in a while!

"No, Orange Santa! You do NOT get a hug!"

Zicky Dice! Ricky Starks! Colt Cabana! Trevor Murdoch! Thom Latimer! The Question Mark! Eddie Kingston! Tim Storm! The Dawsons! And...Nick Aldis?! Yup, these are your TV Title tournament participants!

Hey, Nikita Koloff! And he's going to help determine the matches for this tournament by draw. And they are...

Starks vs. Kingston!
"Dude, get a Nintendo Switch! It's awesome!"

Cabana vs. Question Mark! We'll see these two matches next episode!

So, Aldis wants a challenge, huh? And he wants to make a little history! And I agree with him, the TV belt is nice. Better looking than the National belt.

Mmm, ham sandwiches...


So, Aldis feels he's not being appreciated for all the work he's done as champion. That's what I'm getting out of this. And the Kamille button's been pressed. And who is Aldis going to get for his insurance policy now that he's ditched Kamille?

Some fun-looking matches next episode!

Eli Drake got a touch of the laryngitis.

Eliiii's still standing! Batter than he ever did! Lookin' like a true survivor! Feelin' like a little kid!

Match #3 - Eli Drake vs. Ken Anderson (No DQ match)

Nice to have Tim Storm join us on commentary.

Boys, get down from there!

Oh God, that was funny! Eli was like "Really? Use something with my own pretty face as a weapon against me? Really?" That was great.

"Hey Ken, you mind me taking a selfie of you beating you stupid? Thanks, pal!"

Ken needs to take a seat. He's been on his feet all day.

Silly Ken, that's not how you use a chair!

Winner: Eli Drake

This was the best match of the show. It was a lot of fun.

Aldis and Storm arguing over game consoles. Aldis is a Nintendo man, Storm is PlayStation 4 Life. :P

Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!

What're the Wild Cards doing here?! What's going on?!

And now KAMILLE is getting in Aldis's face!

KAMILLE JUST SPEARED TIM STORM IN HALF!

KAMILLE IS SMOOCHING THOM LATIMER! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! HOLY TOLEDO!

Well, that show ended with a shocker, didn't it? I can't wait for next week! This was a great show! I wish they could have fit in a women's match, though. Ah, well. At least we got some stuff with the Melina and her Lethal Latina squad. That's what I call them. And the whole thing with Marti Belle could be used for some fracturing in the future. I thought the most fun match was Anderson vs. Drake, because of Eli's selfie silliness. This was a great episode, I really enjoyed it.

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, everyone!


May 2020 bring you much joy and happiness!