The toys and cartoon told the tale of an elite team of police specialists (led by Charles "Bullet-Proof" Vess) who protected the fictional Empire City from the criminal forces of Brandon "Big Boss" Babel.
The animated series lasted about a year, and produced 65 episodes. In 1993, it would be rebroadcast on CBS as CyberCOPS. This was due to the primetime reality show Cops debuting in 1989. Fun fact, the lead character designer for the cartoon was Peter Chung, who also designed characters for the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, and would go on to create Aeon Flux.
The series also spawned a comic book tie-in from DC Comics. This tie-in would last for 15 issues. One of these issues is what we're going to look at here. So, let's take a look at COPS #5!
The cover is really good. It's a Pat Broderick and Pablo Marcos piece. We have a crying Bowser holding his robot dog Blitz. Standing behind him are his fellow specialists Highway, Sundown, and Longarm behind him, all mourning. It's rather remisicient of the cover of Crisis on Infinite Earths #7 (October 1985). It does a great job delivering what we're likely getting in this issue: An exploration of the relationship between Bowser and Blitz, and its impact on the team.
"A Bowser and His Blitz"
Writer: Doug Moench
Artist: Pat Broderick
Inker: Joe Rubinstein
Colorist: Gene D'Angelo
Letterer: John Costanza
Editor: Andrew Helfer
The story begins at nighttime in Empire City. Bowser and Blitz are driving on patrol. Bowser teases Blitz about sitting in the front seat with him instead of the cage, like regulations require. The K-9 officer is hoping tonight will be a peaceful night. However, it is not meant to be. A nearby jewelry store gets its window smashed in with a flail, and the owner of the flail starts helping themselves to some jewelry.
Bowser starts to reminisce about a dog he owned as a boy, when a call about the robbery comes in. The two race to the jewelry store. The perp isn't there, so Bowser has Blitz pick up the scent. The robotic dog is able to find the trail? And who is the jewelry thief?
"Aw crud! I found the stove was still on in that pace and forgot to turn it off!" |
Bowser makes his way to the back door when he hears Blitz's recording of the Miranda warning. He realizes the dog has disobeyed him and went in. Blitz managed to corner Rock Krusher. Krusher is in disbelief about this. He pulls off one of the spikes on his flail's head, the ticking from it indicating that it was a grenade. The crook tosses the grenade flail at Blitz as Bowser bursts in. The explosive flail hits Blitz, with the expected results.
And Bowser just sent the last payment in! |
The members of the COPS recall some memories of the robotic dog. Highway once raced Blitz, but they had to cancel due to it becoming a traffic problem. Sundown was able to find his lucky horseshoe thanks to Blitz. Bullseye tells a tale of Blitz saving his life. The dog sniffed out a fault in his flying machine called the Air-Raid. If he didn't...Bullseye would have died by exploding aircraft. Mainframe, the cyber-crime expert of the group, theorizes that the experimental cybernetics in Blitz, combined with the time he spent with Bowser, may have caused the dog to become practically alive.
In the repair room, the techs are looking over the damage to Blitz, and Bowser is watching in fear and concern.
"Please pull through, buddy..." |
Harlan Ellison would be proud...or likely sue. |
Max would wait for him to come home from school. He would protect the young Bowser from threats, and comfort him if he was down. It's like the two shared a mind. But the good times would not last forever. Max was getting old. He stopped eating. He drank much more water than usual, and needed to go out all the time. He would no longer wait for Bowser and jump and play.
Young Bowser was heartbroken and frustrated. He couldn't help his best friend. Max started to have trouble breathing. A visit to the vet revealed the old dog was quite sick...and there was only one way to end Max's pain: to be put to sleep. Max would be buried in the family backyard.
Bowser could never bring himself to adopt another dog since...until he was partnered with Blitz.
He figured that things would be alright with Blitz. After all, Blitz was a robotic dog. He couldn't get old or sick like Max did. The story managed to bring Mainframe to tears. Bowser tells her another COPS member called Bullseye wants to see her at the helipad. There's a computer fault there. She asks Bowser to watch her terminal for her. The K-9 officer uses her terminal to look over the results of Blitz's examination.
There were fragments of a material called silesium. A large quantity of the stuff was bought by a man named Dr. Percy Kranial. It makes Bowser remember that the substance was connected to a robot robbery that led to the formation of COPS in the first place. Vess had suspected that Kranial was in the pocket of Big Boss, but could never prove it...not yet anyway. Bowser decides to find Dr. Kranial, as this has become personal.
Who is Dr. Kranial, anyway? Well, he has another name he's fond of going by: Doctor Badvibes. kind of unsurprising, considering his name is "Kranial".
"...what's with the glass jar on your head?" "I WAS DRUNK!" |
I have this mental image of Doctor Badvibes running around trying to save his equipment (and avoiding a wild blow shattering his glass dome head) while screaming at Bowser and Rock Krusher to not fight in his lab as the two big lugs are breaking things that are expensive and delicate. It is hilarious. The K-9 officer and criminal fight all over the lab, breaking all of Doctor Badvibes's fancy equipment.
Meanwhile, the techs managed to achieve what could be considered a miracle. They managed to put Blitz back together. Ted's love of putting together puzzles finally was useful. Blitz then seemingly wakes up.
"Bacon! I SMELL BACON!" |
Meanwhile, at Doc Badvibes' lab, Rock Krusher is about to finish off Bowser. However, despite his being pinned by the shelf, Bowser is able to catch Krusher's flail. The two are at a standoff. Bowser found the special spike that'll trigger the flail's explosive. Doctor Badvibes decides that now would be a good time for a tactical retreat. Krusher believes Bowser doesn't have the guts to pull the spike. After all, it'd kill him. But Bowser just may be willing to die if it means bringing Krusher down. As long as he can avenge Blitz.
Meanwhile, Blitz is desperately racing to the lab. The robot dog is packing a lot of speed, like it's desperate to get to Bowser. Despite Blitz having very little power, it's still going. It's like it's going on raw determination. In the lab, Krusher releases the flail, saying that he believes Bowser won't pull that spike.
Right now, Rock Krusher REALLY wished that flail was full of bubblegum. |
"Hey, Blitz!" "OH YEAH!" |
The story ends with Highway and the tech helping Bowser out of his little jam. Bowser happily hugs Blitz, while calling him "Max", which understandably confuses Highway and the tech. But Mainframe would know.
This comic...is really good. It's big strength is that it's essentially a character study. We get to learn a bit of Bowser's childhood, and it shows that Bowser was still affected by the loss of Max all those years ago. I'm sure anyone who has owned a pet, especially one that has been around a long time, can understand what the future COPS member went through when Max had to be put to sleep. It's heartbreaking, as a pet becomes a member of the family. It's also surprisingly dark. I mean, Bowser was willing to blow himself up to try and stop Rock Krusher. Me thinks that Bulletproof should consider hiring a counselor for the COPS. You know, therapy may help Bowser a bit.
Another thing I liked about the issue was the scene where the other COPS talk about their own encounters and misadventures with Blitz after Bulletproof reports the dogbot may not make it. It really gives the impression that Blitz was more than just some tool that the COPS used to fight crime. Blitz was a member of the team. He was as valued as any of the human members of the group. It's sad, but also rather heartwarming.
Broderick does not try to imitate the cartoon show's art style, which is rather unusual for animated series tie-in comics. I don't blame him, really. The show's style was rather...unique. His art is very expressive, though. So, maybe doing his own style was the better move.
I think this is a great comic. It gives spotlight to a member of the COPS team, we get to learn some of their past, and you can't help but feel for Bowser when you learn why he values Blitz so much. All cartoon tie-in comics should be like this. It makes you care about the characters, and shows they'r more than just talking toy advertisements.
This comic has not been reprinted in trade as far as I know, so you'll have to scour the back issue bins for it. Thanks for reading this blog entry! If you liked it, spread it around! And if you want to give this blog some additional support, please drop a tip in my Digital Tip Jar! It would be greatly appreciated! Next time, we witness the beginning of a new era for the King of the Seas, as Peter David launches a new Aquaman book...
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