Two-Face is making his escape from Arkham, thanks to gas being slipped into the ventilation system. During the escape, the Joker asked if he could be broken out as well, but Alvarez said no. After all, he considers Two-Face a greater criminal mastermind than the Clown Prince of Crime. Having a very large, yet fragile ego, the Joker felt extremely insulted by this. The next day, the inmates are having some outside exercise time in the Asylum's courtyard. The Joker had found a way to occupy himself.
Thing is, these aren't ordinary balloons. The Harlequin of Hate uses one to float away to freedom. One of the guards tries to shoot him down, but the Joker somehow switched out his pistol for a gag toy. The escaped criminal floats to suburban Gotham. Thanks to a newspaper, he learns Batman is in Paris at the moment. As such, he doesn't need to worry about the Dark Knight bothering him right now.
Later on, the Joker heads out to his hideout, where he meets up with a couple of his men. The Joker is still stinging over Alvarez's remark that Two-Face is a better criminal than him, and he wants to show the ex-district attorney up.
One of the Joker's men points out that Dent and Alvarez have rented out the top two floors of a hotel, and they have gunmen posted at all the doors. And it can be assumed they would have no qualms giving the Joker a deadly lead injection. But the Joker is not worried. Heck, the man loves a challenge!
Over at the hotel, Alvarez explains why he helped free Two-Face. You see, a great treasure from his home country has been brought over to the United States. The story never quite goes into reasons why, but Alvarez wants this treasure back in his home. Two-Face isn't interested, until he learns exactly what this "treasure" is: a set of rare gold doubloons, with a face on each side. Two-faced coins. This gets the ex-DA's attention, so he lets his trademark double-sided coin decide to go through with it with a flip. Unscarred face wins, he backs out. Scarred side wins, he goes through with it.
Looks like Alvarez has his services, after all. A knock is heard at the door. Alvarez isn't worried, he just ordered a meal from room service. After all, this hotel has excellent ham. Mmm, ham...
However, it's not ham that arrives, it's the Joker. He hits Alvarez and a bodyguard with acid pies, but Two-Face manages to get away, thanks to his clocking the Joker with a bowl of pears. Get it? Pears? Pronounced the same as "pairs". It's no matter. Joker overheard them planning to get the doubloons. So, he has a new plan.
He's going to steal them himself, humiliating Two-Face. That night, Joker breaks into the museum where the doubloons are being held. He knows Two-Face will strike tomorrow as that's the second day of the month and considering his whole "obsession with two" gimmick, that's likely when he'll go after the coins. Of course, there's also the 12th and 22nd. He would likely strike on those days, too.
Anyway, the Joker just has to wait for Harvey to show up. And when he does, POW! Right in the kisser! Thing is, Two-Face managed to outsmart the Joker.
The Joker is naturally caught off-guard. This wasn't the 2nd yet! Thing is, it technically is. Time has passed while the Joker waited, and the time is now 2 AM on the 2nd day of the month. So, yeah. Anyway, Harvey Dent ties Joker to a power saw.
He flips his coin. Good head wins, the Joker is spared. Scarred head wins, the Joker dies. The scarred head won, so Two-Face turns the saw on. The Joker wonders how this deathtrap relates to the number two. After all, that's his gimmick. The answer is simple. The saw will cut Joker in two.
Instead of staying and making sure that the Joker does indeed get cut in half, Two-Face leaves. After all, he has a robbery to get to, and time is short.
Thing is, the Joker has tussled with the Dark Knight many times over the years. As such, he's learned one lesson from all of his brawls with the Batman:
Exactly. He uses his acid-squirting flower to free himself. Back in the museum's main hall, Commissioner Gordon is trying to assure a Mr. Kemp, presumably a higher-up at the museum, that the doubloons are perfectly safe. He has his best men guarding them. Kemp is...understandably concerned. After all, this is Gotham. Kemp's fears are seemingly realized when the lights go out. Gordon tells his men to stay alert.
The lights then come back on, and the doubloons are still there. They are safe. Or are they?
Yeah, turns out that blackout wasn't a random short circuit. Two-Face caused it so he could sneak a magnet in to lift out the real loot and leave some fake doubloons in its place so no one would be the wiser.
Two-Face finds himself confronted by the now-free Joker. The two fight, but the Clown Prince of Crime gets the better of the former DA with some fake hair and his lapels being covered in glue. The two are found by the cops, and we get another twist: The doubloons that Two-Face stole...were also fake.
Yeah, it turns out the ex-DA's buddy Alvarez had already pulled the "steal the doubloons and leave fakes in their place trick" before they left his homeland. The Batman discovered this previously. Alvarez had been using Two-Face to cover his tracks. As for Alvarez himself? It turns out he survived the Joker's acid facial and is recovering from the burns in a jail hospital. The story ends with the Joker having a laugh about the whole thing.
I thought this comic was...okay. The idea of a comic focusing on a supervillain is indeed an interesting one. I think it's a neat idea to see a supervillain's encounters with superheroes and other supervillains through their perspective. However, due to the Comics Code at the time, I can imagine that writing such a series would be rather difficult, as the stories had to end with the villain being caught. Not to mention having to show the villains' schemes failing all the time. But in this particular story's case, I wish that the final twist was foreshadowed more. It came completely out of nowhere. It felt like that twist was thrown in just to give Joker a "victory" that he had no hand in, and we were already stretching things with the Joker magically replacing that guard's gun when he escaped.
There is one thing I do like about this comic is that it helps show one big thing about the Joker: His ego. The Joker's ego is massive, yet it's fragile. He cannot stand being passed over. Also, the art is pretty nifty. Irv Novick is a great artist.
If you want to read this for yourself, I recommend tracking down the 2013 trade paperback The Joker: The Clown Prince of Crime. Thanks for reading this blog entry! Thanks for reading this blog entry! If you liked it, show it off! Take care of yourselves and each other! See you next time!