Friday, December 27, 2019

NWA Powerrr Episode 9, My Thoughts

It's that time again! That time to look at an episode of NWA Powerrr! This is it! The final episode of the season! And the last stop before NWA goes...Into The Fire, their first PPV event! They should name more of their PPVs after Dokken songs and albums. "Back for the Attack" and "Hell to Pay" would be great PPV names. Anyway, I do want to say that I will be spoiling this show here, so plese watch the episode first. And with that, let's feel the Powerrr!


I still think Kamille is trying to get James Storm to get a Nintendo Switch. He should! There's some awesome games on it! Even Doom! I think James Storm would like Doom.

I want one of those NWA World Title pins.

Match #1: NWA National Champion Colt Cabana vs. Ricky Starks (Non-Title Match)

I really think that National title needs a redesign. It looks more like a parody of a title belt than an actual title belt.

I like Ricky Starks.

Heh heh, Aron Stevens is really entertaining. But he is aware that it's up to the NWA Championship Committee to decide who gets title shots, right? At least, I think that's how it works. Besides, this is a non-title match! He's not defending the belt here, man! Come on, Aron!


You want a title shot so badly, Aron? Colt's giving you the chance to win one, pal!

Colt's right, we all know Aron needs his Question Mark.

Aww, Question Mark looks so sad. He just wanted to show off his kara-TAYYYYYY!

Ugh, those tights.


HEY REF, DQ HIM! MAKE HIM AT LEAST DITCH THE SCARF!

Yeah, he doesn't have a bum knee.

Ricky Starks should not have kept his eyes off the Question Mark.

Winner: Aron Stevens

Looks like Stevens is getting that tile shot, but he still proved he needed the Question Mark to win.

That multiple referee thing is something unique. I don't remember seeing anything like it before.

So, Jimmy Storm is feeling like NWA wants to screw him over, huh? You'd think he'd be doing this interview from a hidden bunker, not from what clearly looks like his kitchen.

I think the Question Mark is looking for students to teach kara-TAAAAY to. Where do I sign up?



"Hey Muta, you want this shiny belt, here?"

Melina's got some gold fever, baby! Whooo!

Hey, Mel! Why you so afraid! Allisyn Kay wants to fight you! Come on!

And of course, Mel needs her Lethal Latinas to help her out!


Well, considering that the Rock 'n' Roll Express are likely in their 60s if not 70s by now, it makes sense that they would be all about the old school.

"James Storm is a very naughty boy."
- Nick Aldis, 2019

Ah, so Tim Storm will be the ref of Aldis's choice. Makes sense he'd choose him.

Match #2 - NWA Tag Team Champions the Wild Cards vs. The Rock 'n' Roll Express (Tag Title Match)

Huh. Funny to think that there was only two matches on this show.

The fans are going nuts for the old legends!

I imagine they had to slow things down a bit due to the Express' age.

Morton gets the win with a schoolboy!

Winner: Rock 'n' Roll Express (New NWA Tag Team Champions)

The Rock 'n' Roll Express are nine time NWA Tag Team Champions!

Stop ruining things, Cornette! Get off my screen! I know they're your friends, but you are annoying! You and your pink jacket! Stop ruining pink jackets!

I would so have given Ricky and Robert 100 bucks each if they double dropkicked Cornette.

Thank you for being annoying, Jim! You're gone! Goodbye...and good riddance.

Does this mean the Rock 'n' Roll Express are the oldest NWA Tag Team Champions?

And Stu Barrett (formerly known as Wade Barrett) is joining the NWA announce team? Awesome!

This was a rather breezy episode. It went by very quick. I was surprised there was only a couple of matches on the show, but this was the go-home to Into the Fire, so I can understand the priority was in getting all the storylines set up for the PPV. The show's been pretty good so far, so here's hoping the PPV lives up to the hype.

Thanks for reading this blog entry! If you liked it, spread it around! See you next time!

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